As a reminder, for the sum of £12.12, which will go to the Inland Revenue, you can get one year's membership to the Institute of Chartered Anchovy Hunters and a pretty certificate in colour to print off and hang on your wall. In certain situations you will also be legally permitted to use the letters FCA after your name, providing you pass the simple online test below. This virtual organisation is based outside the realms of planet Earth, therefore has nothing whatsoever to do with that most esteemed Institute of Chartered Accountants England and Wales, whose members also have FCA after their name. But has Harry got a deal for you! For the truly amazing price of only £36.36 everyone in your household, including pets and vegetables, may become members too and have FCA after their names as well.
But that's not all. You will also get the opportunity to leave a personalised message to the Inland Revenue, within the 'You've got cash' email, Paypal will generate for The Revenue’s review.
If you are worried about the legality of this and as Harry is not qualified to give advice on 21st century legal Earth matters, please ask the Professional Conduct Directorate department at the Institute of Chartered Accountants England and Wales, instead. Mr Matthew 'Matty' Ives, its director is a most helpful person.
| Phone | +44 (0) 1908 248100 |
| Fax | +44 (0) 1908 546260 |
Email: matthew.ives@icaew.co.uk
If the applicant is either male or female, answer the two questions below:
| What number follows this sequence? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11... |
12 13 666 |
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| What is your name? |
Note: If the applicant is unable to answer the above questions, for example a newborn baby obviously will have problems doing so, a member of the household may do so instead, as long as they are responsible for any formal correspondence written by the failing applicant.
If the applicant is a pet, it may become a member of the institute as long as it passes the following test below:
Offer it some food it likes. Does it eat it within 36 hours? If so, it will qualify as a member of the institute and may carry the letters FCA after its name. If it does not have a name, use a generic title such as Goldfish 1 FCA, Goldfish 2 FCA, etc.
If the applicant is non living, and at least the size of an atomic particle, it too may carry FCA after its name as long as it exists in solid, liquid or gas form. For example toilet brush FCA, cabbage in the fridge FCA, KFC very small chicken drumstick FCA, little fart from baby's bottom that happened a few minutes ago which is why we have to open the window FCA.
Enough of this. Let's get back to the job in hand. Either return to the previous page, press the green button to make a contribution for Harry's alleged 'tax debt', (whatever amount you deem worthy however small), press the blue button to become an FCA or the yellow button to join up as a household full of FCAs. All proceeds, net of Paypal processing fees will go to the Inland Revenue with your optional message to them!
Feel free to print off your membership certificate and fill it in, a bit like a Tax self assesment form: 1 page PDF. This is based on the honour system, so please don't do so if you have failed the above test or have not paid for membership! (Still creating form, so please use this one temporarily... thanks)
Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings thanks you! He also thanks The Inland Revenue, from the heart of his bottom, for making this possible.
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Last modified: 9 February 2005